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simpforkairii

a fan page for the one and only kairi cosentino, she is very sweet and kind !! we love her energy
do you know simpforkairii?
yeah! she’s so funny
Dutch is the name of an idiot, who tries to make awful plans and likes letting his boyfriend abuse his own son who is severely sick. Dutch is also very jealous of his really cool brother Butch, and doesn’t understand why he is smarter than him. He also hates when people say insist.
Bill: “BACK OF JOHN BEFORE I KILL YA!!!”

John: “Calm down bill, you know dutch is a fool. I IMPLORE YOU to start following butch.”

Bill: “YOU IMPLORES ME!?!?!? Although you know what you are right, butch is better, let’s go kill dutch.”

John: “I am right behind ya bill.”

sort out 

sort out - Jamaican slang,verb, meaning to satisfy sexually; may be extended to mean to have sex with. As a noun, it refers to a sexual act.

- to introduce order to a situation or resolve a problem.
<first usage> Baby yuh look like yuh waan smaddy sort yuh out. / yuh look like yuh want a sort out.

<second usage> yute yuh need fi sort out di ting enuh. A 3 week mi gi yuh di game an all now yuh no fix i.
sort out by younglad January 13, 2010

Chicagoan 

A superhuman being that inhabits the wonderful city of Chicago. They can be found anywhere in Chicago, but how do you know if you've spotted an actual Chicagoan?

First, Chicagoans love or have some sort of pride in them for Chicago. Why would you bother being a Chicagoan if you didn't like Chicago?

Second, they're actually from Chicago. Always check to make sure that whoever tells you they're from Chicago isn't actually from Naperville or some other place/suburb that is an hour away from the Loop.

Third, they are very friendly but can also be tough. They will always be loyal to anything that holds their city dear, like the sports teams. There is currently an ongoing dispute between the Chicago Cubs and the White Sox. Pick your side wisely, because once you do, you can't go back.

Lastly, if you're a Chicagoan, you will be disturbed by the gif below. Why? Because there's ketchup on that hot dog! If you're not a Chicagoan, it may seem normal to put ketchup on a hot dog, but to a Chicagoan, it's not a good thing for them.

Overall, Chicagoans are wonderful, magical humans that should be treated with great respect. If you don't I'm going to have you sentence you to 3 years in Jay Cutler's household! So be nice to Chicagoans. ✨✨✨✨
Plot twist: I'm a Chicagoan!

(Some things in this definition are satire)
Chicagoan by A white and grey cat November 3, 2020

nostalgia crash 

The overwhelming feeling that life was better in the past and the inescapable feeling of wanting to go back to that time.
I found an old video game I used to play with all my friends when we were kids. The nostalgia crash took up the rest of my day.
nostalgia crash by lordathe August 13, 2020
This is a not-so-popular but popular-wannabe pure roleplaying game, which totally favours roleplaying instead of skilling, although 90% of the players prefer skilling than roleplaying.

It is said you could have fun without fighting a monster or having any skills, but that's equivalent to not playing the game due to the current in game circumstances. If you really want to have fun in this game and become popular, you need to waste part of your life slashing mummies, skeletons and the harder skeletons that fell in red paint. Once you are strong, you can act fearless and heroic against warriors, guards and whats not, and pwn them all!

Although this game has a potential in roleplaying, sadly, it is totally ruined by powergamers who can ruin moments with silly actions (as seen in examples). And even more sadly, those powergamers form the largest part of the community.

Another part of the community involve couples, finding private places (deserts, seashore, islands, prison, taverns) for cybering.

n00bs tend to be frowned upon or angered at if they speak modern english language IC (in character), things like "lol" or "how i mine 4 fish", when on the other hand, "elitist" wannabe experienced roleplayers in the game make nonsense in-character actions themselves (as seen in examples too).

In game commands:
#me <action>: An action that your character is doing.
#w <text>: Whispered text. Sometimes this is used to write some actions when you don't want other players to see the action (ex. cybering).
#s <text>: Shouted text. Annoying. But an easy way out for newbies.
!coff: A command to make your character able to walk through walls and unpassable terrain. Oops, this is only a GM command.

Terms used:
Cloud: This refers when your character is "killed". Now, the graphic is a spirit rather than a cloud, but the term hasn't changed.
Swirlie: When you earn a skill, you get this shiny swirlie around your character.

Last note: The community is made up of german people and non-german people. Usually there's a division between them, causing for frustrating RP moments (last example).
Newbie: lol what 2 do in dis game
Experienced roleplayer: (( Firstly, in illarion, you should learn the difference between OOC and IC. OOC is out of character, what the player says and IC is in character, what the -
Experienced roleplayer: - character says. You should use double brackets when OOC. You should also press F1 and read the -
Experienced roleplayer: - help manual, although I myself didn't know it exists. Now, do you have a question? ))
Newbie: ...how do i quit?

Elitist RPer 1 raises his sharp, finely-made sword upwards, then, as he inches forward, he swings his sword in a downward arc, strength and ferocity clear in his attack.
Elitist RPer 2 slashes.
Elitist RPer 1 gets a swirlie and runs.

RPer1 pushes the man to the gate.
RPer2 is force RPed to the gate.

'Mage-wannabe' casts a fireball and deals him 10% damage.

English Guy: *waits 10 minutes for someone to RP with*
German Guy passes.
German Guy: Gruße.
English Guy: ...
English Guy: What? Greetings!
German Guy leaves.
English Guy: *waits another 10 minutes*
German Girl passes.
German dwarf: TACH!
English Guy: Greetings.
German dwarf leaves.
English Guy: *waits another 10 minutes*
English Girl passes but leaves without a word, nor a chance to say something.
English Guy: *quits*
illarion by AlphaX November 12, 2007
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