Fucktional

When you have a REALLY fucked up mind and extremely dark sense of humor, but can still function like a normal human being when around other people.

"Dude, we're so fucked up"
"Yeah, but at least we're fucktional"

Fucktional by niBBa nicc September 26, 2019

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nyarring

Pronounced nyu (as in bun) and ring. When your kids won't shut up and start irritating the hell out of you. The South African equivalent of nagging. Derived from the Rawlins Family in South Africa who had ridiculous amounts of children.

Kids: do we really have to milk the cows at 04h00 in the morning before we walk to school?

Father: yes

Kids: but...

Father: no buts!

Kids: but its cold and its 10 kilometers to school.

Father: stop your nyarring!

nyarring by Ranger_Dave October 8, 2011

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Hobosexual

When you have sex with someone so you can have a place to stay

Tony is such a hobosexual. He will sleep with anyone just to have a roof over his head

Hobosexual by Squawboss May 24, 2024

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Scratt-end

Used as an insult towards the working class. Smiliar to scrubber, scruff or chav

Gimme that umbrella youn's scratt-end.

Scratt-end by ruth3nium June 22, 2005

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shrowling

When you nut into your own mouth and swap it into another’s mouth and them into another’s (must be a group of 4 or more)

Yeah sorry about the mess mom me and my friends were shrowling in the garage all day yesterday

shrowling by Bensons balls April 11, 2024

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novell

Novell Netware is well known to be the most secure operating system in existence. However, no one uses it, and the only reason it’s secure is because no one has any clue on how to use it.

What is this? DOS with network support?

novell by Skuzzi July 19, 2003