A person that is very cocky, this person usually jocks other people to try to fit in. The reason the like the clippers is because Chris paul joined the team . And they still have hope even if they never pass second round of the playoffs.
Jaime- Yes the clippers are in the playoffs, yo going to watch them
Alex- For what they never do shit they make the playoffs but never pass second round
Jaime -Oh yeah
Alex - yeah dumbass you guys always hang banners of whack ass players over our championship banners in staples center damn Clippers Fan
Jaime- Alright just wait
A term that defines the copious amounts of alcohol that must be drunk, not to make a Stevens girl look more attractive, but to make a Stevens male force up the courage to talk to any female in the whole damn room. Usually results in the guy being rejected as most Stevens girls are smart enough to know how not to get date-raped or ruthied.
The guy was so fucked up from drinking that his "Stevens Goggles" blinded him to the fact that he kept telling the Stevens girl how good he could give it to her when she could tell with one look at his drunk ass that he had never gotten laid in his entire life.
When your experiences with your new lover are so off the charts amazing they make everyone else you've ever been with seem like losers. A champion lover. When every experience with someone is a winner and your body, mind, and soul are all jumping for joy and cheering.
"Dude! We thought you went into witness protection. Where have you been?"
"Sorry man, girlfouled. She's Uconnic."
"What's the score on your new man?"
"Uconnic! I'm utterly smitten."