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Who solos Björk 

Mindless self indulgence Solos Björk and any other band Genaro likes🤑🤑🤑
Mindless self is GOATTTTTTTT 🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐compared to MIDDDDDDDD Björk 😷😷😷In any way Mindless self indulgence is the one who solos Björk without even trying🤑🤑🤑also Jimmy is very chulo
Who solos Björk by anonymous November 21, 2023

Tom Sawyer Raft Ride 

The act of taking a dump on a hard surface, like a table or counter, and having your partner lay down on it with their back, causing it to spread between their back and the surface. After the dump is spread, you then stand above them and piss all over their face.
The Tom Sawyer Raft Ride is a lot more refreshing than it sounds...

Monday Mopes 

The depressed feeling usually associated with Monday because you once again realize that the week has started again.

Can be used whenever having to start work/school back up again.
George got an extreme case of Monday Mopes after his awesome three-day weekend.
Monday Mopes by TheCdog March 2, 2011

Crab walk 

When girls are so thirsty and want to get laid they do the crab walk with their legs open waiting to get laid.
Hey look at that girl doing the crab walk, I think she wants it tonight from somebody.
Crab walk by newenglandwx December 15, 2016

December 9 

Ima ask out my crush on december 9 because it is ask out your crush day
December 9 by ursveragewhitebotch December 2, 2019
“Si”
Si by TwistyNoodles July 27, 2020
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