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it means ur gay
AyOO thats sus
AyOO by th4t sussy person February 1, 2022
Melak is a great person. She is caring, loving, cool, epic, absolutely the best! She will take care of you (: Melak forgives people. She sees the good and nice about people. She's smart, beautiful, sweet, kind, and the best you could ever ask for.
I need a friend like Melak
Melak by pinkpanther_1 July 13, 2019

Harry Potter 

1. Series of books for some unknown reason constantly referenced against "Lord of the Rings"
2. A CHILDREN'S series of books, which I read and thought, "hmmm, 1 and 3 were good but 2, 4, and 5 were complete garbage" but then I realized they were CHILDREN'S BOOKS - and kids would love 'em, hell, be scared to death by them, and now, whenever I work with kids and they act like Draco Malfoy I say "Behave, or I'll sick Voldemort on you!" and they shit the bed and behave for days on end.
3. A series of books often compared to "Lord of the Rings" and then I realize that I define "apple" as an orange, segmented fruit, with an orange peel... oh wait, I'm comparing apples to oranges!!!
1. "Harry Potter is not nearly as cool as Frodo Baggins" as eluded to by all the retarded dicks who feel this way and post to this webpage - see def. 1 and 3.
2. "If you little fuckers don't stop screaming, I'll go Voldemort ALL OVER YOUR ASS!!" - see def 2.
Harry Potter by cliffy November 24, 2003

Going for a Scomo 

Like a smoko break, but going for a break in the middle of a crisis at work. Named after Scott Morrison, the Australian PM that went to Hawaii while Australia burned.
Hey blokes, I know we’re flat out, but I’m going for a Scomo break…
Going for a Scomo by Glynn82 February 5, 2022

Natrona Jackhammer 

When a random person (usually a hobo or homeless person) goes up to any male walking down the street at random, and out of nowhere, quickly pulls down their pants and jacks them off at the speed of a jackhammer as they immediately ejaculate with no warning. The person doing the act then sprints off. The entire process is completed within a matter of seconds. This often occurs in Casper Wyoming which is in Natrona County.
Jake received the Natrona Jackhammer and didn’t catch a glimpse of the culprit!

Woah! I just got Natrona Jackhammered!

My friends and I are going to Natrona Jackhammer some people.

Break the distance 

A term used between online friends or people in online relationships. It’s something filled with a lot of hope but deep down you know it probably won’t happen.
“Maybe one day we can break the distance.”

“One day,”
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