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fakesta is someone on internet posting about how everday they gets so much money and sex but in reality never Acquired these things

Also they brag about hood they are and would beat up anyone

But in reality have never grew up in the hood

And can't fight themselves out a wet paper bag if they tried
Jim is such a Fakesta ,talking about about how he runs these streets , the only things he runs is a co-op on call of duty!!!
Fakesta by Incubus HeMan May 17, 2021

CAN WE GET 1000 DISLIKES ON THIS DEFINITION 

Person 1: Can we get 1000 dislikes on this definition?
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SHIMMER SPHINCTER 

Is when you get horn fucked by a unicorn horn and then deficate glitter.
My unicorn friend Majestra came over and fucked me with his horn for my birthday in turn giving me the best shimmer sphincter that I ever had.
SHIMMER SPHINCTER by MiniThick January 1, 2025

picker’s perks 

When you’re out on a community litter pick and find something useful or valuable to keep e.g cash, old bottles, drinks glasses.
Yayyy - I found a £5 note! Picker’s perks!! 😊
picker’s perks by Irishexplorer August 10, 2019
The awesom way of spelling rachel... rachels are usually mentally undeveloped...but with the 'a' in rachael the person iis usually 'a' grade at everything in the world and can take a mean dick
Dave: Hey that Rachel chicks pretty hot
Ben: That retard?! Nah man everyones into Rachael these days
Rachael by O-B waaaaan November 26, 2009

Iron Dad 

What Tony Stark is when he is around Peter, Harley, Morgan, and/or Nebula
Where's Iron Dad, he'd better not be breaking into another kid's garage and adopting them.
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