A shamble dick (also called Shambledick or Shamble-dick) is a pompous
git with a superiority complex. He is very
lazy, and gets others to do all his
work for him. Shamble dicks get agitated at the slightest things and often lash out violently.
Rumour has it that the reason why the Shamble dick is very angry is because his sex life is ruined after his dick was left in a shambles at a young age after an incident involving a toaster.
Graham is such a Shamble dick.
I know, he always makes me do his
work.
"
Hey shamble dick, you
suck!"
(Shambledick has a fit of rage)