Lacey

A Lacey is a person who loves to have fun. No one will never understand how she feels. She loves to party and love being around big groups of people. She will always find out if you lie to her. She falls in love easily and has a great body. Lacey is often called beautiful, hot, pretty, or gorgeous by the opposite sex.

"Have you met Lacey"?
"Yeah! She's gorgeous"

Lacey by I'mALWAYSright June 28, 2009

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Wood Varnish

A shiny cock and ball sack after receiving an exceptionally wet and slobbery blow job. Usually requires wipe up with doddle rag, sock or towel.

Roger's girlfriend gives the wettest, sloppiest head. It always leaves him dripping with Wood Varnish.

Wood Varnish by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2015

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Jdrien

A sexy bitch with big lips

How's it going jdrien

Jdrien by Drien hest May 26, 2018

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masturbatabolism

A measure of one's appetite and capacity for masturbation.

I got a new roommate this semester and this fuckin' guy is a chronic masturbator. Seriously, he has the masturbatabolism of a 16-year-old who's been forced to wear a chastity belt since puberty.

masturbatabolism by FarmAnimal August 18, 2009