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post boredom depression 

The period of boredom experienced by an individual, during a post sports season.
-What's wrong with Davis?

-He's just suffering from post boredom depression. He's never the same after football season is over.

The Excuse 

Diarrhea. It will get you out of anything, including high school classes. No one will argue with you, or question you further.
(a teacher and a student)

T: I'm going to write you up for skipping my class again!

S (in a hushed voice, The Excuse): ummmm....I couldn't get off the toilet...I had diarrhea...

T: um...

(at this point the teacher dosn't want to listen anymore, and pretends to be busy. you walk away in sucess)
The Excuse by Adam Kelly October 27, 2005
For any concerned mothers wanting to know what it is, here's what:

The show My Little Ponyis popular. We can all agree. In Season 2 (i swear im not a brony i just looked this up) a new villain was created named "Discord". Immediately people made songs and animations about it, and it was a dark time for the Internet. A very dark time, indeed. All you saw on YouTube. However, similarly with everything in existence, it faded into the Void over time, the last use of it (from what I've gathered) being in 2015 and/or 2016.

Then 2017 happened.

Discord was created in May '17, and instantly overtook Skype as the largest chat/video online platform.
And rightfully so, just download it (if you haven't already) and look at it! It's easy to navigate, little to no loading times too. As of 10/26/2017 Discord has 45 million users and counting.
Man, Joshua sure loves his discord server.

I know, what a fuckin' LOSER PIECE O'-
Discord by you're computer October 26, 2017

BimSkimbles 

that’s me. hi, I’m BimSkimbles
“Whoa, who is that really cool artist?”

“Oh, them? That’s just BimSkimbles.”
BimSkimbles by BimSkimbles November 26, 2023
A super nice girl who often gets used for the benefits of others.She doesn’t like but doesn’t hate her body.She thinks puberty will leave soon but is sure it won’t.Only has 3 friends who she is always over protective of.Has never liked herself.
Luisa is the girl you saw in class.
Luisa by DashRainbow-. November 21, 2020

Seven Evil Exes Syndrome 

A condition a person acquires when he/she has had several terrible past relationships that have left them with severe emotional baggage. Because of this, any person that enters into a relationship with a person afflicted with SEES in the future must work through, or "fight", each issue caused by each ex before the two of them can be in a healthy partnership.

There do not necessarily have to be seven exes for SEES to apply. This condition could appear with as few as one ex, if the ex was especially terrible.

Based on the circumstances in "Scott Pilgrim vs. The World"
My boyfriend's been cheated on so many times that he has a hard time trusting anyone. I think those bitches he was with before gave him Seven Evil Exes Syndrome...
Seven Evil Exes Syndrome by LedChelsea September 10, 2011
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