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random the money 

1) Putting your money in a completely arbitrary order.

2) An exclamation with the equivalent meaning of saying "Right on target!"
"My 3 pointers are random the money!"
random the money by The Fly February 9, 2004
A person living near or next door to the speaker or person referred to whom also willing to perform sexual intercourse. A neighbor with benefits.
"My nailbor and I got it on last night".
"OH shit, my nailbor is pregnant".
"If iI don't get lucky tonight, I will go to my nailbor".
nailbor by 44gr44 January 16, 2017

Yahoo answers

A place where teenagers ask stupid questions they also can’t spell and there is a lot of trolls and smartasses there.
Xxlilyxx: uhm wen I wake uhp dis slimy gooey thing keeps on cuming out of my vagina??? I dink a slug is inside of meh??? Halp?? Best answer get 5 star!!
Vanillaa: yeah meh tu I have the sam problem :((

Garrysworld: you probably have a slug inside of u go to a doctor. Answer my question? Www.yahooanswers.com/why+does+my+gf+have+a+penis\\
Prolife240: hahaha kill ur self stupid slut 😂 who raised u get out of here you are so stupid 😂

Cutiebae: it’s discharge calm down!
That’s yahoo answers for you...

Uncle Googemizer 

A sexual act in which a man freezes his excrement in a common household freezer for 8-10 hours. Afterwards, it is then taken out of the freezer, at which point the female uses it to masturbate. For maximum pleasure, it can be frozen along with the female's excrement and frozen for 24 hours.
Afterwards, both male and female simultaneously use it as a dildo, ass-to-ass or ass-to-vagina. The objective in this sexual 'game' is for the male and the female to ejaculate or cum, respectively, before the excrement starts to melt.
Man: Honey, I'm so bored of our lovemaking. Perhaps we should try something new?
Woman: I've heard about something called an Uncle Googemizer. Perhaps we should try it?

- 1 day later -

Man: Wow, that felt so great! We should do it again.
Woman: Indeed, but we must remember to buy more laxatives.
Uncle Googemizer by Sora25322264 August 30, 2011

Frantzpurlah 

Frantzpurlah’ date caring and loving people if you find one you better cherish and love them they are your guardian angels never leave them. They will care and protect you. But if you try them THEY WILL BEAT YO ASS BRAH THEY WILL FUCK YO ASS UP. I LOVE MY FRANTZPURLAH 💗😭
“Frantzpurlah is the most loving person I met”
Frantzpurlah by Fefef December 4, 2021
A man with a small dick and has a huge ego and is also asian
Gavin by SGflkusvkds.kfugs March 13, 2022
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