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I’m going to make sure she suffers.
Hym “Stop fucking texting me dip shit I do not care. I don’t have a family anymore (as far as I’m concerned. And unless that cripple fucking whore is going to get what she deserves I don’t have anything to say to you. The money I make at the job you so desperately want me to get you go directly and only to making sure that whore is punished.”
Whore by Hym Iam September 29, 2022
*Hummers*
A pointless ass machine usually found in pointless ass wars by a dumb ass president who thought that a war in Iraq would be a good ass idea.

Often believed to get 4-10 MPG.

An Annoying ass machine that takes up half the road, uses way too much oil and spits out more fumes than aunt Helga with a cigar.
- Damnit!
- What?
-we just got behind one of those dumb ass hummers again! Damnit!
-WHAT?
-I can't pass it because half the road is being used up. DAMNIT!
-WHAT?!!
- I'm suffocating on the fumes its giving out. DAMNIT!!!!
-WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!
-We can't stop for gas because it's not 100 dollars a barrel and means that I'll have to pay 4 dollars per gallon of gas! DAMNIT ALL!

Hummer by Shaka brah March 24, 2008

twinkies 

“TWINKIES!!!” “khloe?”
twinkies by anonymous January 17, 2024

Thompson 

The M19A1 (?) Thompson SMG was a Submachine gun that saw use in WWII, Though it only saw action in use of Gangsters and most Non-Commisioned-Officer (NCO). That’s all I know tbh
Oh and the Thompson can have a ‘Stickmagazine or a ‘Drum’ magazine.
Thompson by LongJohnJohn September 9, 2020
A person who has the largest blackest juiciest cock in the world
Jutyar has a massive cock
jutyar by Heech November 6, 2019
The BPAT / bpat is like the goat but for photos. The best photo of all time.
*sees picture of super dope reaction meme* "ah shit yea thats the bpat!
BPAT by Bpatshplat February 17, 2026

Levi Ackerman 

2 words:
Humanity strongest.
If u want more:
Levi Ackerman...No Captain Levi Ackerman the son of Kuchel Ackerman ,survey corps captain, hot loking man, short (5'7/160cm) bc of starving in his shildhood, deep voice, has millions of simps (me), no love entrest till now, harsh life, ✨muscles✨, fits in every clothing, the man you dream of, beats Eren's a$$ all the time, Mikasa hates him, #1 clean freak, hold cup in a strange way, fidget spiner. And more....

P.S: Search Levi Ackerman on Google to see him clearly.
Levi simp: "Omg Levi Ackerman is soo ✨hot✨ i want to mary him.
Random person: " You know he's just an anime character right?
Levi Ackerman by A Pan-Cake August 18, 2021
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