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Urban Dictionary

(adj.) term used to describe perfect randomness, uniqueness, and one-of-a-kind events, people, situations, etc. Used freely in any situation of epic proportions that you know no one has ever experienced before.
"Orthogonal pigeons dropping little rectangles. Oh, just keep it Swisher!"

"Don't do the idiot! Oh Swisher!"

"Smoke 'em if you have 'em. Relax if you don't. Keep it Swisher!"
Swisher by swisherlover October 5, 2011

hafnarfjörður 

a random ass town in iceland that has a weird name, no one knows how to pronounce it - not even locals
it’s old empty and expensive

usually when people from there get asked where they’re from, they usually just say Reykjavík which is the capital city and less shitty than the sad town Hafnarfjörður
oh hey did you hear from this guy that lives in the capital of iceland?
does he live in Garðabær?
no...
Kópavogur?

no.....

mosfellsbær?
no?...

THEN WHERE DOES HE LIVE?
hafnarfjörður..

what’s that?
hafnarfjörður by hoelycow May 14, 2018

maximum Paris 

A threesome with two women and a man where the two women peg the man anally and orally simultaneously. This is essentially a reverse Eiffel Tower.
We met this guy Jimmy who was really open minded so Amy and I gave him some Maximum Paris
maximum Paris by TheDollop January 17, 2024

whorable 

The combination of Whore and Horrible, used to describe a specific type of women.
She's such a whorable woman!
whorable by UmDoesItReallyMatter March 29, 2018

John Carlos Knight 

This guy thinks he his a sigma, he plays with children and he thinks he's the hottest guy on earth
did you hear about what John Carlos Knight did to that little girl
A verb; used to describe the act of drinking gin.

Gink, gank, gunk
Wife: "Are we ginking again tonight darling?"

Husband: "Obviously! We gink every night you stupid bitch."
Ginking by Pedro Fernández January 9, 2019

jackoffable 

The picture was totally hot, but not quite jackoffable
jackoffable by Brian April 17, 2003
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