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Penis Bread 

Founded in 2003, a man playing WoW came up with a new recipe for an amazing food, and that food is Penis Bread.
The ingredients are:

1 slice of foreskin

1 pound of bread dough

These are the steps too make this item:

1. Slice off a Christians penile foreskin and roll it flat with the roller tool.

2. Get 1 pound of bread dough and also roll the shit out of it.

3. Rip off little pieces of foreskin and place into the bread dough onto random areas of the bread. (Any design is okay).

4. Place the finished dough into an over and bake at 375 degrees F. Let is cook for about 15 minutes, or however long it takes until the bread looks like..well, bread.

5. After 15 minutes is up, let it cool, and you're finished!

6. (optional) Use the fresh Penis Bread for a sandwich or for a nice French Baguette, any other choice is okay.
Mom calls her son Timothy around Dinner Time..

"Hello?" -Tim

"Hey Time, is Mom, I need you to come home right way!" -Mom

"But why!?" -Tim

"Because I have a fresh loaf of Penis Bread on the table for us ready to go to town on!" -Mom

"Sweet Mom! You're awesome!" -Tim
Penis Bread by kongaman September 24, 2011
A woman who will be bisexual for her man and bring other women into bed with them. Comes from the Kelly Preston character in Jerry Maguire.
That woman I've been seeing is even freakier than I thought. She's a total Avery.
Avery by shnookey lumps October 9, 2006

Walking bucket 

When a person is so good at basketball, that anytime they touch the ball they are guaranteed to score on you
Jaden is such a walking bucket, look at him score on Ethan!!
Walking bucket by Jaden Budwine February 29, 2024

Masturdate 

Doing things that one would normally do as a couple. Such as seeing a movie or eating out. Usually happens after a breakup.
Campbell couldn't get a date so he decided to masturdate and went to a movie.
Masturdate by Mercur0 January 7, 2011

Pushin P 

A real ass nigga who pushes a lifestyle in of a player, real one, or getting “paper”.
so you pushin 🅿️ or nah?
“aye cuz how’ve you been yo?”
you:”pushin p cuzzo what abt yhu?”
Pushin P by Jay Joestar January 23, 2022
Musings to one are ramblings to another; Profound words spoken may seem as ramblings to others.

My friend's weekly ramusings on his twitter may sound like rambling until one uncovers the deeper meaning.
We may have to agree on labeling new guru's words as ramusings until we discover it's deeper meaning.
ramusings by SPHS85 February 10, 2019
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