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A calm and relaxed person to the public, but behind closed doors a sexual pervert of the worst kind
That guy was weird, do you think he was staff?
Staff by stusx10 April 24, 2015

Uncocked 

The act (verb) of undoing the loss of ones virginity. When someone wants to retrieve their virginity after it has been lost.
Jim: "Wanna bang?"
Sarah: "NO, I prefer to be uncocked."
Uncocked by Juan The Child Cleaner February 20, 2020

after shock 

Post-testicular pain after you think the worst pain has passed.

After being mildly kicked in the balls, you think to yourself, "That wasn't as bad as it could've been!" Then you get hit by an after shock.
John: Ok *cough cough* I'm gonna be OK... wait... oh god...
Frank: What dude?
John: *cough* After shock!
after shock by benormous May 4, 2006

Denny Hamlin 

Someone who cheats on their girlfriend with a two fingered prostitute. Typically never wins a championship and winds up alone after his ex puts nair in his shampoo bottle
“That whore gave me a good Denny Hamlin last night

“After getting a Denny Hamlin, my hair keeps falling out when I shower

Kerrplosion 

When someone loses their shit over something so much so that their about to have a heart attack
Did you see MK they didn’t shovel last night and he’s having a Kerrplosion. Holy shit I thinks he’s about to have a heart attack
Kerrplosion by Marty P123 February 27, 2021

THE PATRONI HAT TRICK 

is when when you go on a first date with a girl and you take the girl to a movie, mcdonalds and she gives you felatio in your car at the end of the date lol
joey:where did you go on your date last night ??

mario: nothing special i gave her THE PATRONI HAT TRICK''
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