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retarded island

when you smoke weed and get fucking stupider then a retard
i am officially on retarded island after that blunt

introniggavert

lazy piece of shit

A nigga who is lazy and introvert, i.e. an introniggavert.
Typically losers.
introniggavert is just simply a lazy piece of shit.
introniggavert by robynigga August 8, 2023

Julian Casablancas

first thing that comes to mind...hot hot hot...man o man is that man ever sexy.

Let's add on the fact that he's the lead singer for the strokes and the fact that whenever you look into those beautiful smouldering eyes you just want to jump on him, and what have you got...????

...well plainly put, a rock god. Actually that doesn't do him justice...let's add in the magic word....a rock/sex god.
staring at that picture on your ceiling sure makes waking up ten times better
Julian Casablancas by Monica P. April 26, 2004

Cucumber Zombie 

A pickle. As in the food, not the situation or what makes you happy when your boy comes around.
I just got a jar of cucumber zombies.
Cucumber Zombie by Morainn December 6, 2010
Cross between "snicker" and "giggle"
sniggle by miso December 5, 2003

Bible Wife 

That wife of yours who uses the Bible when it fits her needs.

When you bring up the sex issue, she uses the Bible to justify herself. If you point out the flaws in her logic, BAM! You're the devil! If you don't point out the flaws, well, you don't get sex anyway.
Man: You know, your logic is rather flawed.

Woman: Ahhhhh! You're Satan! No sex for you, Satan!
Bible Wife by BusinessMan February 24, 2005
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