When a girl farts and it goes up through her vagina.

A unique variation of relaxation exercises that control the movement of a central tension point throughout the body. Once initiated, the tension point must be passed along through the body in a specific manner as to not cause pain or harm. As defined by me.

When you job is taken and given to illegal aliens or 12 year old asian girls to save a buck a year.

University located in Birmingham, Alabama. This is the place where people come and become either absolute goons or absolute retards, there is no in between. This is where our good friend Aaron (bless his heart) chose to go to college and let me tell you that using the word "wild" to describe him would be an understatement. If you thought Aaron was a goon before he went here, then you don't even want to know what he's up to now. Aaron also talks about how many retards that he always deals with on a daily basis so it doesn't seem like the area has the smartest population but that's not surprising considering that UAB is located in Alabama and has many students from the nearby states in the deep south.

You reached the top of boredom, get a life.

Jaxston is a awesome friend who will never leave your side he will be there for you whenever you need him you will never want to desert him or get on his bad side otherwise he will make you pissed off