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Quasi-modo

Someone who fakes having a hunch-back.
Due to a number of infamous "Quasi-modo" individuals were got publicly busted trying to cheat da disability-compensation system, it's a lot harder for da rest of us truly-physically-challenged folks to get approved for benefits, since da examiners and other officials are automatically suspicious of anyone who is not super-obviously injured or impaired.
Quasi-modo by QuacksO May 24, 2022

The Rectangle 

The best vehicle in the world. It runs at the great speed of 0.1 mile per hour and can climb at any angle or even drive upside down. It flies, it swims, it's the Rectangle! It can grant up to 3 wishes. It is usually driven by a granny. They live in Wengen, Switzerland.
I saw the Rectangle in Wengen last week.
The Rectangle granted me a wish, it's awesome.
The Rectangle by vialeex December 29, 2017

Jump the Squid 

V. To engage in sexual intercourse with a flacid penis.
dude, she didn't give me time to even react. she totally dropped my pants and proceeded to jump the squid!
Jump the Squid by Crockswamio May 29, 2010

giacaranda 

Giacaranda is usually dating a Filippo.
Your dating Filippo, of course, your giacaranda
giacaranda by Thnncesxui2000 November 22, 2021
Roshni- something so repulsive a chair would throw "it" at you.
"how did you get that black eye."
"a roshni sat on my chair. sad, isn't it."
Roshni by Heepo January 26, 2008

yeah jay kfc 

When a certain someone says inabit man when he wants a kfc.
Yeah jay kfc. Do the lumbu at font, with ayo and we get some fuga.
yeah jay kfc by fuga chooswa November 23, 2007

Trevleok 

A very deadly green goo like substance known to be very dangerous to galactic soldiers

It can be detected by trevleok detectors
Trevleok can either kill instantly or over two years
Hey Brad did touch that green goo over there it’s called trevleok
Yeah I did

I’m so sorry Brad your gonna die
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