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Handsome Jack 

The villain of Borderlands 2
Also the most handsome of all
And the funniest of all
Handsome Jack: Hey! How -- ah these pretzels suck...
Players 1-4: Hashuahshahehaheh
Handsome Jack by KALABUSH February 19, 2017

The bird 

When you lay your girlfriend on her back and you stab her in the but and hold yourself up with you pelvis.
I tried the bird last night. My dick got stuck
The bird by Painful fart September 22, 2017

🤷🏽 ♀️;🤷🏽 ♂️

I dont care, Maybe
Do you want to go to the store?
🤷🏽 ♀️;🤷🏽 ♂️I do need to get some groceries

malmazing 

When something which was supposed to be amazing ends up being not amazing at all. In fact it was quite bad, and by quite I mean that I have never been so underwhelmed in my life, it was almost depressing.

From the words:

Mal- meaning bad AND
-mazing which is shortened form of amazing.
"Far Cry primal is such an malmazing game!"
"I know! I haven't been so malmazed since I saw the superman reboot."
i] A colourful layered cocktail made of white rum and various fruit juices where over half the concoction is rum. Used to get you drunk quick in times of desperation such as your lame housemate throwing a houseparty.

ii] Can be expanded to include all drinks when said in a quizzical tone, for it is an amusing term.
Danica: You want some frum?
Jade: Sure! What's in it?
Danica: Well it's basically just pure rum...with a hint of fruit juice.
Frum by Jadeypants February 24, 2009
" I hit her with the dougie"
Dougie by futureboy81 May 22, 2009
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