School Computer

Either school issued laptops or the computers found in the library and computer labs.

Characteristics of a school computer:

-Trash hardware

-SHIT processor and graphics card, inability to run any games. Even something as simple as Minecraft or Roblox wouldn't start, forget about running anything decent.

-Inability to run even anything, even opening up Microsoft Word might crash the computer.

-Grainy 480p monitor from the 70's

-Extremely strict and unnecessary parental controls. Nearly every site will be blocked even the ones such as YouTube and Agar.io. The parental controls are the only thing on the computer that even works

-A pain in the ass and a bad time. You're better off buying a $500 computer yourself

Person 1: This school computer is trash, It can't even open Minecraft
Person 2: Yeah, let's just save for a real computer.

School Computer by TheExtremeEvoker December 24, 2018

Selyne

Selyne is a very beautiful person. Selyne is sweet, kind, nice and she is shy but once you get to know her, she can be fun to be around. Selyne makes your day better. Selyne is very smart and independent and has only about 1 or 2 close friends.

you should go talk to Selyne she's pretty.

Selyne won't talk to you unless you do.

Selyne by cuteselyne June 18, 2022

dingleberry

1.) An annoying piece of shit that won't go away.

2.) The ex who refuses to gtfo of your life.

John's ex cockblocked him last night. She's such a dingleberry!

dingleberry by TheCuteNdeadly March 17, 2010

Sick

When a living organism has started to feel very bad and feels like something out of place; emotionally or physically.

OMG i feel soo sick :(

Sick by h.e.y.y.a.l.l. December 26, 2011

Brooklyn Beckham

Stupid name for a child with stupid parents. You know the kid will need counselling after the huge amount of bullying he'll receive at school - and that's before the kids remember who his parents are...

"Thank you Mummy and Daddy for not conceiving me in Scunthorpe."

Brooklyn Beckham by OD Smith March 31, 2005

ascungacunt

A cool term for "ow" only to be used by lazy and crazy rat.

Ascungacunt!

ascungacunt by ascungacunt January 11, 2021

noobous gamerous

noobous gamerous is a word made up by daniel webster refers to noob. a species name for a noob.

TwinswordS:your a noobous gamerous
MajorGankage:stfu man

noobous gamerous by TwinswordS July 31, 2006

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