Jesse

Trash. If you see someone named Jesse run. But also, if he offers you free alochol Take it and then run. If you think he’s nice and normal you’re wrong. He’s crazy and has no manners or boundaries and will become obsessed with you. You can be mean. You can tell him to back off and that you aren’t interested. He will not take the hint. He will continue to be obsessed with you and it will be horrible. So once again, if you see someone named Jesse, RUN.

Person 1: is that Jesse?
Person 2: *already running away*

Jesse by CSUN gal pals November 19, 2017

yesses

A South African term used mostly when reacting to something bad or good.

"Yesses I'm late for my exam."

"Yesses this betty looks nca"

yesses by 17SZN May 20, 2020

pooporities

a poop that is regarded as more important than any other activity.

Brian: Hey you going to that Bear Ghost show tonight?
Brandon: Nah man, I have major pooporities to tend to.

pooporities by gillystatus July 26, 2015

egg drop pussy

An Asian girl's pussy

Wow that Jewish guy went down so fast on that egg drop pussy!

egg drop pussy by Biscotti Baby April 4, 2010

Pussy

Michael Mays

"Bro I cut my foot surfing"
"Dude stop being such a Michael Mays about it"
"Are you calling me a pussy!?"
"Yes."

Pussy by SOCALIFORNIA January 2, 2014

toobing

The act of masturbating while on an important video conference. Commonly shortened to toobin'.

Maynard was recently caught toobing while his colleagues discussed the zoo's new hippopotamus enclosure.

toobing by Rusty_Nickels March 25, 2022

fart cannon

A disproportionately large muffler or exhaust pipe, mounted on an automobile with a small displacement engine. Named for the flatulence like sound the vehicle's exhaust makes.

A six inch fart cannon attached to a 1 inch tailpipe? Don't tell me. You've seen The Fast and the Furious at least once, right?

fart cannon by 1Spectre4U August 12, 2003

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