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Catholic Bagel 

The face that the alter boy makes after he is finished giving the priest a blowjob.
As Father Jones pulled out of little Paul's mouth, he displayed the Catholic Bagel for all to see.
Catholic Bagel by #VaticanCity October 7, 2023
Darien, a town in which every single kid in farfield county wishes they lived in. A town in which every single girl and guy is unbelievably hot. Boys sport vineyard vines and old beat up shoes unlike any other boys. Most of the girls wardrobes will cost more than your life. All darien fathers commute to the city to work on wall street while the mothers stay home playing tennis, sporting lulu lemon, and drinking mimosas. Whilst the mothers are doing such activities, their immigrant "nannies"/slaves are busy picking up children from lax practice, WeeBurn, or 101. The weekends consist of house parties of which last only half an hour until someone calls a tip line. If you ever are to walk upon one of these parties, you are bound to see bagged wine, juuls, and many cans of natty lite (even though they could afford any other type of beer). The second these children turn 16, they're gifted either a Range Rover, or a jeep. Darien may seem like a ghost town for all of the month of august, however, take a quick ferry ride over to Nantucket, and you'll find them sitting on Nobadeer beach tailgating in their soft top jeeps. The kids who are not lucky enough to attend DHS are shipped off to Westminster or Deerfield to do coke and rip O-pens all night. Although Norwalk is basically the ghetto to them, you can still find them crawling around 101. All in all, if you would like to live lavishly with 4 boats, a vacation home, and a Range Rover, find you a darien sugar daddy.
Yo Walker, you have 3 boats? You must be from Darien
Darien by Farfield county August 18, 2017

Dick Sneeze 

A slang term for a Discord Voice Chat, this is because it sounds JUST like "VC"
Dick Sneeze by Our_Lord_Gary April 26, 2025

zombie government

A non or partly-functioning government usually with several vacant ministerial posts and a caretaker Prime Minister, who can only do certain things until a successor is elected. Usually, this is seen as a reason that a general election must be called.
“We have a zombie government and a prime minister missing in action. The country deserves better during this time of national crisis.” - Christine Jardine, Liberal Democrat MP
zombie government by Bryn89 August 8, 2022
BATTERED WOMEN'S SHELTER , a place where women hide / seek shelter from abusive Men.
Hey Tony, where does that Ugly Chick live again?? Oh you mean the Slut Janna?? she lives at the BWS - Battered Woman's Shelter
BWS by lesser of 2 eviles January 27, 2019

Simple Plan 

srry guys but now i need to puke, simple plan licks my sack, if u want real punk y dont u check out: the clash, sexpistols, germs, ramones, misfits,dead kennedys,the virus, the exploited, the descendents, the casualties,AFI (in the 80's when they wer still on nitro records, now the suck), propagandhi, pennywise, dropkick murphys, black flag and much more..
its a simple plan bluenotes pop punker... how pethetic. I pity children like that
Simple Plan by TheSadistNation September 2, 2005
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