1 definition by Farfield county
Darien, a town in which every single kid in farfield county wishes they lived in. A town in which every single girl and guy is unbelievably hot. Boys sport vineyard vines and old beat up shoes unlike any other boys. Most of the girls wardrobes will cost more than your life. All darien fathers commute to the city to work on wall street while the mothers stay home playing tennis, sporting lulu lemon, and drinking mimosas. Whilst the mothers are doing such activities, their immigrant "nannies"/slaves are busy picking up children from lax practice, WeeBurn, or 101. The weekends consist of house parties of which last only half an hour until someone calls a tip line. If you ever are to walk upon one of these parties, you are bound to see bagged wine, juuls, and many cans of natty lite (even though they could afford any other type of beer). The second these children turn 16, they're gifted either a Range Rover, or a jeep. Darien may seem like a ghost town for all of the month of august, however, take a quick ferry ride over to Nantucket, and you'll find them sitting on Nobadeer beach tailgating in their soft top jeeps. The kids who are not lucky enough to attend DHS are shipped off to Westminster or Deerfield to do coke and rip O-pens all night. Although Norwalk is basically the ghetto to them, you can still find them crawling around 101. All in all, if you would like to live lavishly with 4 boats, a vacation home, and a Range Rover, find you a darien sugar daddy.
by Farfield county August 18, 2017