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A person whose girlfriend loves him a lot and always longs for him.
GF : Kanoon, you are my other half.
Kanoon by ♥︎ November 21, 2021
A talking kitten in Garfield known for his snotty personality.
Why is Nermal in The Garfield Show? He's my least favorite character from the strip!
nermal by frabrizio September 9, 2016

white people beer 

The type of beer commonly consumed by white people across America due to the fact that it is cheap and you can get drunk quickly common brands of white people beer are Budweiser bud light coors light and similar beer that looks like piss and tastes like water
Guy 1: hey man I got some awesome IPA’s want one

Guy 2: sorry dude IPA’s are Gross I’m gonna stick with my bud light

Guy 1 ( again) dude don’t you know that’s white people beer it tastes like water

Guy 2 ( again) exactly that’s why I like it I can get super drunk quick because it tastes like nothing

micropenis

A micropenis is a flaccid penis that is 2" or less and often under 1" in size. Many men think this is the worst thing that can happen to a man but this is not nearly the case. There are many men into having a micropenis and there are men that work on making their penises as small as possible: google micro penis maker to see the sleeve the use and an extremely small, less than 1" penis. There are women into it too including many that are turned on by small penis humiliation and sissy training.
That man has a handsome micropenis, I wonder if he is a sissy?
micropenis by Spandexfun January 26, 2022

Unsemibisexual 

Like semibisexual but attraction to both genders.
"I'm unsemibisexual, I show attraction to both genders"

schedule I

game about drugs, weed, meth and shrooms, the game is not for minors!
walter: hop on schedule i
jesse: okay
schedule I by RaldisCrackhouse February 19, 2026
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