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Another word for 'dirty money'. This money is gained most likely through illegal ways and loopholes. A word that is often used to describe people who are willing to take risks for financial gain. Ducking and diving around the rules of life for money.
I heard he be getting the lucre for real. He ain't no joke when it comes to money.
lucre by Hu5tles March 18, 2021
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shitmidget 

A person, usually male, who acts like a douchebag in a manner that comes, not from confidence, but obvious over-compensation for low self-esteem.
"Joe is telling everybody about his hot long-distance girlfriend from Canada again - what a shitmidget."
shitmidget by Mister Satyr March 7, 2009

Misery Face

A guy who is antisocial, and when speaking makes certain peoples faces hurt.

Has great qualities in guilt tripping and a tendency to linger in the past.

He expresses his feelings in some with wittly named bebo posts.

He also likes music wayyyy to much!
You know who you are misery face.
Misery Face by Knife Artist October 13, 2009

asscalade 

An Asscalade is an oversized useless vehicle driven by stuck-up bitches and pompous ass-holes who think they own the road. These drivers will also cut you off, usually without a signal, because they think they own the road.
Holy shit! That stupid bitch in the Asscalade nearly clipped our front end!
asscalade by sassyred April 30, 2009

Securify 

To make secure. To sure up the security on something or someone.
"We're going to make sure our nation is secure. We're gonna securify it."
Securify by Apoc Revolution November 27, 2019

Jack Sauce 

The orange sauce that they don't have anywhere else on the planet. I believe it is Thousand Island mixed with French Dressing.
May I have a Jumbo Jack with extra Jack sauce?
Jack Sauce by Seraph April 18, 2005