Loser
Your dad.
Urban Dictionary
The Knighthood
To have the recipient on their knees, hold onto their ears and ejaculate in the mouth, once finished pull out and wipe the tip first on the right shoulder then the left.
The Knighthood by TimthePervert July 10, 2019
Poo Hands
What results when people have a poo, and don't wash their hands.
The transfer of faecal matter from the anal passage to the palm of ones hand.
The transfer of faecal matter from the anal passage to the palm of ones hand.
"Dudes, I was having a slash today, and Adam came in, had a disgusting great shit, then didn't wash his hands! He's eating his lunch now with serious poo hands."
Poo Hands by Weekeseylovespies February 24, 2009
zelda
a) The worlds greatest video game ever created by Nintendo
b) the Princess of the game you have to save in every single game except for the Oracle series and has the highest honor of having an awesome game named after her but she doesn't do ANYTHING AT ALL
c) Link's second name given to him by people who knows the game but are too ignorant to remember Link's real name.
b) the Princess of the game you have to save in every single game except for the Oracle series and has the highest honor of having an awesome game named after her but she doesn't do ANYTHING AT ALL
c) Link's second name given to him by people who knows the game but are too ignorant to remember Link's real name.
a) "Dude have you played the latest Zelda game? I love how Link turns into a wolf in it!"
b) "Hey man, do you know how annoying Princess Zelda is starting to become? Princess Peach from the Mario games have more personality than her! In fact Peach has her own game where she saves Mario and Luigi even!!!!"
c) (taken from real life)
Me: *wearing a Legend of Zelda shirt with the first original Link on it behind his shield*
Random person: *looks at it* Oh hey! I know him! He's Zelda!
Me: No, his name is LINK. *piss*
RP: Really? I thought his name was Zelda, why do they call it 'The Legend of Zelda' If Zelda is not his name?
ME: It's the Princess' Name So apparently that's why they named it The Legend of Zelda.
b) "Hey man, do you know how annoying Princess Zelda is starting to become? Princess Peach from the Mario games have more personality than her! In fact Peach has her own game where she saves Mario and Luigi even!!!!"
c) (taken from real life)
Me: *wearing a Legend of Zelda shirt with the first original Link on it behind his shield*
Random person: *looks at it* Oh hey! I know him! He's Zelda!
Me: No, his name is LINK. *piss*
RP: Really? I thought his name was Zelda, why do they call it 'The Legend of Zelda' If Zelda is not his name?
ME: It's the Princess' Name So apparently that's why they named it The Legend of Zelda.
zelda by JennieO of Hyrule64 October 10, 2008
Regréât
When there is 4 days left of the semester and you’re sitting on the balcony smoking a cigarette with your roommate/best friend discussing all the things you should’ve done that semester.
Regréât by Dr thunder May 30, 2018
syllabus
From Greek, <i>to take together</i>
Plural: syllabontes. NOT syllabi. There exists NO Latin word syllabus, syllabi; nor even Greek syllabos, syllábou. Only Greek syllabos, syllabontos.
Plural: syllabontes. NOT syllabi. There exists NO Latin word syllabus, syllabi; nor even Greek syllabos, syllábou. Only Greek syllabos, syllabontos.
I xeroxed the syllabus for the Talmud course, and gave it to my male friend; I would have given him the syllabontes of the other courses, as well, but he already had them.
syllabus by Classicist and Talmudist January 19, 2005
Garboon
a) garbage baboon b) a number of morally defunct black people found in South Florida c) black person of poor taste and manners d) black garbage man
What happened to your stereo system?" "Some jerk-off Garboon broke my car window and cold macked it.
Garboon by Joey LeToilette December 30, 2010