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A slang term for a woman's vagina. Usually a shaven one, as it's seemingly more child-like when shaven, as such. Usually a term used between men who are discussing 'capturing a pokemon', by taking a photograph, to show the friend later, although can be used between a hetersexual couple when a man is asking the woman when he will be able to 'catch her pokemon' again.
Buddy #1: 'Heard you tagged that blond-ho that was sittin' at the end of the bar last night, dude'
Buddy #2: 'Yap, tasty pie on that one, a hairless-hole.'
Buddy #1: 'You capture that pokemon for me, bro?'
Buddy #2: 'Sure did, total dolphin-blonde, my brother, wanna' gander?'
Buddy #1: 'Does shit come out brown? Hells yeah!'
pokemon by coozehound72 August 18, 2010
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octicular rectanosis 

If you have octicularrectaonsis, that means your octicular nerve is attached to your rectum and you have a shitty outlook on life.
Man you are negative, I think you might have octicular rectanosis.
octicular rectanosis by Kiv August 9, 2018
the root word mayhem, to cause disorder. shorten up the word , with a lil swagg and the word sounds like mayham. take of the the may and you get the hood term Go Ham.
That N!GG@ Ideya went Ham on that Traxx (track).

I just said hi to old girl and she went ham on ya Boi (Boy) talking bout my Fam and Ish (shit).
Ham by Ideya Maxwell August 20, 2010

Big Bang 

Either 6.5, 8.9, or 13.7 billion years ago (they keep rescheduling it), nothing blew itself up.
After the explosion, once the smoke had all faded and the dust had settled, a countless number of galaxies, systems, stars, and planets covered a presumed infinite amount of space.

What the hell?
"Hey, we currently have no explanation for the beginning of the universe, man."
"Well, just pick from the existing ones."
"We could do that, but, uh, sir..."
"What?"
"They all involve the supernatural and/or some sort of deity(s)."
"Holy crap! Heaven (which I don't believe exists) forbid we actually believe there are greater forces in the world than ourselves (arrogant brats aren't we?)! Quick, make something up!"
"How about... I know! A massive explosion created everything! We'll call it the 'Big Bang'."
"Think anyone will buy that?"
"If we come up with a bunch of nonsensical yet complex equations to back it up, yes."
"Do it."
Big Bang by STJosh May 1, 2007

fuck a horse of somebody

to have a very exciting and/or powerful sexual act with somebody which usually leads to very strong full-body orgasm
Man, I really need to fuck a horse of somebody.
Geez, you totally fucked a horse of me girl.
Yesterday she told me that i fucked a horse of her.
fuck a horse of somebody by dur1nko February 11, 2010
v. When one farts out the dick
Alright who doofed? Wasnt me cus penis did not rumble... oh crap shaith!
Doof by Jodan!! December 28, 2005

1 Hour Dare  

To play A dare game for 1 hour, for every dare you DO you get $100.00 from the daree... Anything goes during this game.
There are only 2 automatic Rules,,
1.) No Public Nudity
2.) no making nasty food and eating it (ie ketchup, milk, and crackers mixed together.)
Then you and whoever you play with can make 1 more rule, but can't be defined as a whole catergory Like (no types of sex) but it should be like (no blowjobs)

Winning:
Who ever has more money at the end of 1 hour wins and the LOSER must pay him within 12 months. Good Luck, Have Fun
Paul: hey you wanna play Truth or Dare

Mike: no lets play 1 Hour dare and get money

Paul: ok
1 hour later
Mike: O, Crap you won

Paul: $2,000.00 yea, you got 12 months. lol
1 Hour Dare by Mieko lo December 26, 2008