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jemmimah 

fattest ass in the world. she should be "jemimah" but her parents spelt her name wrong. who wants that many m's anyways. kinda pretty, but lowkey insane
person 1: yo did you see jemmimah
person 2: yeah ofc i saw her fat ass bro
person 1: she lowkey fine asf
person 2: she fine, but be careful bro. heard she a bit wild and freaky
jemmimah by dojacatshair March 15, 2024

WoopaNoob 

A very good gamer, popular, and well respected for not giving a fawk. He is a very funny person makes me laugh everyday he talks to me. He wins arguments with stuck up kids online.
If WoopaNoob gets in an argument he will end up winning no matter how you cum at him.
WoopaNoob by Aids Monster December 12, 2022
Jorawar is a successful young entrepreneur that desires to bless others. Has a big heart for his wife and his kids. He is a gem and one of a kind. He is into fitness and crypto and makes a difference. he doesn't like people that act like snakes and he hates dodgy people. He is into his punjabi music and likes to live on a farm. He is going to develop property and make millions
I want to be like Jorawar
Jorawar by PastorCrypto November 23, 2021

secret rocking chair 

When you both are on a chair or in an upright position and you tell her you just wanna sit and wait. Then unexpectedly you thrust hard and fast lube not required.
My ass hole sure hurts after my husband gave me the secret rocking chair!
1. Being ass-raped so much that it hurts.
2. It encapsulates all of the disgustingly negative qualities that a person can possess.
"I can't sit down because of the furt."
"That guy looks like a Furt.."
Furt by melissa12345 July 1, 2009
when your dumbass friend cant spell
"bro, i jokiling fucked your mom!"
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