Furt

Furt.
A word shrouded in mystery. Due to its connotation in the terrible yet awesome rap battle between two caucasian males in middle school, its meaning is undetermined. It may or may not be an insult. When the large-toothed male Raindrop rebuts by proclaiming Mike a "furt", a new word was created.
Furt's ability to be an insult is dampened by the fact that a majority of people do not comprehend the word.

Spelling is certainly debatable, but an interview of Raindrop has clarified the matter. The "u" is most definitely right. There isn't an I. nope.
You have a {bowl; bull} on your shirt, you look like a... furt from a cartoon. A coon. And it {runes; ruins} like prunes. Animal boom. Kala.. You live in Kalamazoo, you FOO!
by Sir Walter of Scotts October 29, 2007
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Furt

An indefinite insult, directed at a single person. Popularized in the infamous rap battle featured on youtube and embaum's. A furt is apparently some sort of cartoon creature, but there is uncertainty of its existence. Spelling is debatable.

You have a {bowl or bull} on your shirt, you look like a.... furt from a cartoon. A coon. And it runes (ruins?) like prunes. Animal boom. Kala.. You live in Kalamazoo, you FOO!
by Yogi Christinson September 25, 2007
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Furt

When you rip a fart so hard it can hurt for days.
A couple days ago I furted and my ass still hurts.
by Furtmonger99 January 06, 2010
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"The other night I ate so much beans and cabbage that I got the furts and had trouble sitting down.
by Marc Sauve December 16, 2005
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The Definition of Furt is Fart in my little sitters words
Ew You Furted You nasty Tird
by Dark Scopez December 04, 2020
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Furt

1. Being ass-raped so much that it hurts.
2. It encapsulates all of the disgustingly negative qualities that a person can possess.
"I can't sit down because of the furt."
"That guy looks like a Furt.."
by melissa12345 July 01, 2009
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FURT

Noun: A board game by Wiggity Bang Games that is totally random.
Did you play FURT? I did.
by Marvin D. Martin October 09, 2012
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