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Transitive Property

If you watch porn with a man and a woman, you share gender with 50% of what's going on in there. You're 50% gay. Obviously if you share 100% of the gender in the porno that's 100% gay. Now you might be thinking if you watch porn with two people of the opposite gender then you're at 0%, but what they are doing is gay which means you're watching gay porn. Watching GAY porn is in fact, GAY. Now, if you were to watch porn between someone of the opposite gender and a transvestite, half man half woman, then you share only 25% of what's going on in that porno which means you are 75% less gay. That's the transitive property
I'm straighter than you and I can prove it using the transitive property

lewis black 

very funny Jewish comic....seems angry a lot tho!
-Lactose intolerent milk? Kiss my dick!! If your lactose intolerent, you can't drink milk, so what's in the fucking carton??
lewis black by ill bavid May 17, 2005

Hogsbreath 

1) Hogsbreath the marijuana strain, very good sativa, top quality in Cali.....
2) someone who smokes 2 much marijuana. see Burnt torched
3) A slang or dub for Marijuana name ex( dope, ganja,shiva, budha)
1) "Man check that kid out there, hes got that new weed breed, its called Hogsbreath, its hella dank........"
2)Stoner1: Wassssup bre, how u been
collie man: dont bugg me dude, im hitting the bong and passing that blunt .... we chiefin onzes kid....
Hogsbreath by cada420 September 4, 2009

coochamunger 

A female who’s cooch is hungry for so much dick, the cooch begins to have a mind of its own; the bitch is now a coochamunger.
That bitch Jordan a fuckin’ coochamunger you see her on Twitter fuckin that dude?
coochamunger by UnrealWishes January 5, 2019

citrus_rintaro

The times I have talked to them I can tell they are very nice seem rlly cool too! I think they deserve a follow (and likes:) from moot xx
citrus_rintaro by Atsumu May 28, 2022

covid era 

in the year of the COVID-19 pandemic
Operation Vaxmonger rushed into producing tens of millions of vaccines during the covid era
covid era by timlight December 17, 2020
A really soft brand of tissues that is great for masturbating with. They put some kind of lotion in it which makes it really soft and frictionless.
Oh man, I'm so horny, I need to rub one out. I ran out of KY Jelly so I'll just use a few Puffs.
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