Creedjob

Similar to a Codjob, but instead of receiving head while playing Call of Duty, you receive head while playing any of the games from the greatest next-gen video game franchise known to man; Assassin's Creed.

Guy 1: "Dude, this girl gave me a Creedjob and was totally choking on my dick while I choked Rodrigo Borgia to death in Assassin's Creed 2!"

Guy 2: "That is the single greatest thing I have ever heard in my life!"

Creedjob by NattyKongo October 20, 2010

Cristion

Dum boy with glasses who does seventh grade math. He also is in love with a girl that's first letter starts with G or K.

Bob feels like Cristion

Cristion by Goble101 March 2, 2017

joostflu

The yearning that manifests within upon the discovery of Stefanie Joosten, a desire for companionship and long term commitment to the Joost that is enticing yet unattainable

Fuck off I have joostflu

joostflu by sadboy2002 September 13, 2016

sexhausted

The immediate feeling of fatigue following sex, especially really amazing sex.

"Wow, that was sexhausting. Wanna smoke a cigarette?"

"I was gonna make him a sandwich afterwards but we were both way too sexhausted."

sexhausted by acantakeheron November 7, 2011

Wet Nancy

The action that is similar to a wet willy, except pertaining to the butthole instead of the ear. The procedure involves the licking of one's finger and the insertion of the moist finger into the butthole. This is then followed by a vigorous twisting motion.

Generally used as a surprise attack to bring discomfort upon the victim.

Operation Wet Nancy was a success! Gannon didn't see it coming and was in complete distress when Luke assertively started twisting his finger. He never saw it coming!

Wet Nancy by LumpyChapstick March 18, 2009

School

HELL

I went to school today...

My teacher told me to use my book

So I threw it at her

True story

School by The guy that hates school January 30, 2017

Procrastinate

Manifesting actions or work between 24 - 48 hours in which said action/work is required, under the logic "as time passes one will be older and therefore wiser; henceforth by procrastinating the best, smartest and most capable work is being put forth."

Teacher: You must stop procrastinating.
Student: I passed.
Teacher: But bad habits-
Student: Hush now, I passed.

OR

Parent: Don't you have a test on Friday? Shouldn't you start studying?
Child: But it's Wednesday...
Parent: You can't wait until the day of the test!
Child: But I'll be older, therefore wiser. (Procrastinate)

OR

"I'll do it tomorrow."

Procrastinate by TheFaultInOurWords September 15, 2015

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