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Urban Dictionary

Cancers Brother 

Jake Paul’s Older Brother Logan Paul
Me:Who Is Worse Cancer Or Cancers Brother
Friend:Cancers Brother
Cancers Brother by WhoIsJJ July 25, 2019

Bitch-anus 

a person who's anal cavity has been so often explored that it now permanently has the demensions of a grapefruit.
You know you're a Bitch-anus when:
you fart and you hear a woooooooooosh
your craps come out as chocolate soup rather than chocolate brownies
random objects (such as cellphones, remotes, watches, bedposts, etc...) become lost within the anal cavity and fall out a few days later
your sphincter no longer exists.
your rectum vibrates and it's your friend's self phone
you don't call hot girls back.....damnit


In a sentence: Lindsay, you are such a Bitch-anus. Take that bed post out of your asshole.
Bitch-anus by Merlin Lalinmand November 13, 2004
Lisana is the hottest girl you'll know, she has the best body and if you find a girl called Lisana you don't want to let her go.
"DUDEEE! This girl called Lisana added me on snapchat, what do I do?"
"NO WAY!! Don't let her go, Lisana will send you some hot pics!!"
Lisana by lmdcegb June 10, 2020
When something is just fucking yikes man
Albert: I lost my dad last week
Ron: Yikes
Yikes by Odog777 October 24, 2020

spitroast 

girl getting anal and pussy sex at the same time
spitroast by adam April 24, 2005

5 mile drag race 

When a semi truck passes another, barely moving faster than the one being passed.
Sorry I'm going to be late, I'm stuck behind a 5 mile drag race.
5 mile drag race by Lesking72 August 7, 2018
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