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A hot and incredibly cool chick.
nargis by Jonny July 30, 2003
Kahlil is a fun, energetic and caring person. He knows how to make everyone laugh and turn their frowns upside down although he can be rude and disrespectful but is still able to get some women
Boy: Kahlil is so caring
Girl: Yh, i wish he was my boyfriend
Kahlil by Oh my God, Ronny July 30, 2018

Orgasmaleptic

Noun. A female who falls asleep right after sex. Also see Orgasmalepsy. For the male version, see Ejaculeptic and Ejaculepsy.
I think my girlfriend is a Orgasmaleptic, right after we hit it, her ass is out cold!
Orgasmaleptic by Jackhammer33again August 29, 2016

Twizzy Appreciation Day 

04/20 is the day to celebrate your twizzies. You might be thinking? "What is a twizzy?" A twizzy is the people you are closest with, and are you bffs. This term became popular with the rapper Yeat.
"Yooooo Happy Twizzy Appreciation Day my twizzy" "Thanks g right back at you"
Pfft is the contrarian's way of spelling the word pff. As everyone knows, the "t" in this word is silent; a useless appendage, indicating that pfft is not the correct spelling of the word.
Her: pfft. Whatever.

Him (mansplaining): clearly, you mean pff.
Pfft by Silvertonguedwordsmith April 18, 2018

cattlelate 

verb - to process, to preprare for eating, based off the general concept of turning cattle into hamburger.
"Time to cattlelate these cows so we can eat them!"

"I cattlelate PS2s so I can feed them to my Xbox and GameCube!"

"Player Bob was cattlelated by Player Slimey!"
cattlelate by Can Not March 15, 2005
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