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bro really be going through it but aye at least he got a fat wang. he do be making some dope ass music tho fr
Yo have you heard Malaki’s new song?
Yes also he has a fat wang
Malaki by deathmothgod November 23, 2021

Golden Fruit Smash

The action of kicking someone in the balls while he is pissing.
Jayden got a golden fruit smash at the party last night for pissing on a couch.
abbreviation of bobvious...a pedantic individual who seeks recognition by splitting hairs over the most minor gramatical or logical error. does not realise noone likes a smartarse. due to personality is generally unsuccesful with ladies but not for want of trying...sleazy does it. likes girls with hippo hips as they present a larger target for his greasy tail and their cute little trotters fit better into his wellies for that...'noone gets away from mr tumnus' booty fuck. stares like hes trying to read a newspaper in another solar system. q' what does bob bring with him on the secod date?....a' everything....if u know him hes probably sat shirtless on your sofa trying to get next to your missus RIGHT now!
jo, i'm hurt, how can u not remember bob!!!

coz ur bobnoxious............bobviously
bob by gazzamongo August 5, 2006

foostank 

This word derived from the word for yankie term for adam kear in the jigallo hut, it is created by rich and will in dedication to lauren and esta
you is da foo o stank oh yeah boo.
foostank by Rich February 19, 2004

Coolidgeian acting 

An acting role that’s reminiscent or imitative of legendary Hollywood actress Jennifer Coolidge.
“Did you see Sarah’s new acting role?”

“Yeah! The way she portrayed her character was so Coolidgeian!”

“What’s Coolidgeian acting?”

“When a character portrayed by an actor is reminiscent of imitative of legendary Hollywood actress Jennifer Coolidge.”
If you notice a woman directing these cursed words at you, run the fuck away, or shoot them before they encounter young boys.
"Ara ara~"
"Alright folks, we've found this woman who's definitely a pedophile, looks like we've been compromised. Or they will be, at least. Pull out the Silverballers and let's do some firing squad shit."
ara ara by corruptphoton June 23, 2022
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