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A Stefano appears to be the alpha-male when he walks into the room but he's just a dopey nerd.

He plays soccer to hide the fact he's a nerd.

He's calm, collected, sincere, generous and only a bit funny. You can't pin-point his humour because sometimes he laughs at the lamest things.
Like Original Pringles, his style is plain.

Like pizza with gamberi, he's undeniably likeable.
"I must admit, Stefano is always on my mind."
"What!? But he doesn't get Pride and Prejudice and has a chronically dysfunctional nose!"
"I know."
It's actually "tabernacle" which is the fixed locked box, in which, in some churches, the Eucharist is stored. Cursing used in french usually known as cheap language, using it to replace some words so that their sentence can actually make sense.
"Il fait chaud en Tabbanak.."
Translated : "It's fucking hot."
tabbanak by Daddyz Gurrl August 4, 2007
A crystal skull filled with expensive perfume
Hand me the Deen, I am feeling smelly
Deen by deen-smeller April 5, 2024

The Cheese Touch 

STOPP!! good god man. you almost got the cheese touch

“the what?” the cheese touch, nobody knows when, or how but one day that cheese mysteriously appears on the blacktop. nobody knew who it belonged to, nobody touched it, nobody threw it away and so there it sat growing more foul and powerful by the day!!! then one day, a kid named darren walsh made the biggest mistake of his life!!!! “DARREN TOUCHED THE CHEESE” “what, no i didn’t! i just looked at it! really!” Darren had the cheese touch. it was worse than nuclear cooties.
When you masterbate and cum in your belly button. Due to the difficulty, it usually results in someone cumming on their chest.
I just took 5 minutes to Little J before my friends came over.
Little J by ISleptWithYourSister December 9, 2020
The thickness of the outline of a woman's vagina in cloths.
Omg Todd did you see the muffmound on Sarah.
muffmound by WildDog 3000 December 1, 2016
When a male rapidly approaches a woman with the look of rape, then stops 3 inches from body and lets the woman feel the power of patrick swayze and melts away. popular from the scene from road house where patrick makes sweet, yet gentle love to his lady above the farm
oh man, steve swayzed the shit out of that girl last night!

she keeps giving me that look, shes gonna get swayzed.
swayzed by ben 'cobra' hansen June 15, 2009
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