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Elielitis 

Claims to be the neutral force in any argument however certain things he says may favor one side over the other. This person is normally the most relatable in any conversations. This type of person is also the one in the friend group who doesn't care what others think.
The boy had Elielitis and didn't want to be involved with the conflict going on.
Elielitis by ThatOtherWhiteKid2020 November 7, 2020

Baby Punching 

Hearing a song so kick-ass that it makes you wanna beat people up, especially babies.
"Oh did you hear that dragonforce song?. Its so fucking baby punching!
Baby Punching by Jackkkkkks December 14, 2006
The most amazing person you'll ever meet. He's beautiful in every way possible. He can make you smile, even when you're both upset. He has the most caring heart despite being through so much pain. He's sensitive though so if you're lucky enough to ever be with him, treat him as well as possible.
Jaonte The most amazing person you'll ever meet. He's beautiful in every way possible. He can make you smile, even when you're both upset. He has the most caring heart despite being through so much pain. He's sensitive though so if you're lucky enough to ever be with him, treat him as well as possible.
jaonte by Smart Tarth December 31, 2020
An animal that resides underwater, you sick bastard. Get some help.
Jim : Hey let's do that 'shark' thing together
Tom : Jim what the fuck is wrong with you
Shark by Generic_Name idk August 16, 2023

jelly bracelets 

all jelly bracelets are to me is a fashion statment.All the people at my school try to make a big deal out of it but it isnt. some people who put the fake definitions on here are sick. who's gonna kill someone fir breaking a braclet? thats so retarded.oh yeah im gonna kill or do what ever you want because yuo broke my braclet. uf someone broke one of mine i wouldn't do anything except beat their @$$.Then make them buy me new ones.My parents dont care if i wear them. i feel uncomefortable if im notn wearing them. my wrists feel naked.
at school.Hey why do you wear them? Becouse im alowed to. god leave me alone.they keep repeating that over and over it gets tiring!Im ready 2 just kick their @$$'$!!!!!!!!!
jelly bracelets by Alicia March 15, 2004

Dispensary fetish 

When someone is obsessed with getting ripped off at a dispensary. They wont buy weed from their well established fair and cost effective dealer. They insist on waiting in line for hours to get the same or inferior product at 3x the price.
Matt insists on goin to that govt run nazi camp to get ripped off buyin that overpriced kush and stand in line all day. What a cunt. Hes got major dispensary fetish. My local dealer joho has all the good shit, i never have to wait and i can get a splooge job with my dank before leaving at the same cost he pays.
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