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shmoker means like bad and dog shit it just means ur fucking bad and stfu
ur such a shmoker buddy
shmoker by shmokey69 March 22, 2022
1:) Semen Spewer
2:) A synonym for the word "cheat" (as in: cheat in life, on a person, in a game, etc...)
3:) The act of being "full of shit"; or filling someone with shit
1:) "K-Fed should be an option under 'employment' on the DHS assistance forms."
2:) "I got k-feded out of my alimoney because I k-fed on my sugar-mama."
3:) "John Cena tired of K-Fed's k-fed, so he STFU'd him."

I know-all lame...blah
k-fed by JhennRhaiyne November 11, 2006
Satisfyingly apt description of a certain breed of insensitive male sex partner, deriving from Vlad the Impaler, the infamous 15th century Transylvanian Emperor.
vlad by Wednesday December 17, 2004

narfanator

A person who uses the world "Narf" repeatedly.

Origins Narfanator: Narf

Origin of Narf: A word uttered while experiencing eXtreme emotional pain
When we beat Brandon and insulted his physique let out a loud narf; therefore Brandon became the narfanator.
narfanator by Sereden March 24, 2007

cake wake 

A small celebration including praise from the supervisor, remembrance from co-workers, and cake, held in honor of an employee leaving the organization. Like a wake, but the person is right there.
It's time to go down to the kitchen for Susie's cake wake.
cake wake by Rainbow Chuck July 9, 2017
The fate of the 2007 Lincoln Cougars football team.. whatever though, it's better than 18-1.
Everyone at lincoln: Damn, you guys sucked this year! You went 0-10!!

Football players: Fuck it, it's better than 18-1 and were going to the playoffs next year, bitches. Boo Patriots!
0-10 by WikiTichenor February 7, 2008
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