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the squid 

a type of dance where the dancers look as if they are made of jelly. squidding is a popular dance to do around the forth of july. the dance is most common among those that have "it."

1. Point feet inward
2. Bend knees
3. Lean over
4. Move your arms back and forth
5. Now you're halfway to having "it"!
Kerry, Alex, Hannah, and Karina were doing the squid at Evans 4th of July extravaganza.
the squid by Declan Devito August 2, 2007
Something or someone who is "frog like" or has similar attributes to a frog. The term is neutral and can be used as either an insult or a compliment depending on what "frog like" attribute the user wishes to prescribe.
"Kevin stop hopping around the room you fwog"
Fwog by Fungusm8 October 10, 2020
A small town located in Surrey, England, which is home to some of the biggest twatts that you're ever likely to encounter...
You get people like 16yr old girls who act like 12yr olds and refer to the mature people as spastics, fat chicks that think they're the hottest people on the planet and dress like sluts, chavs that come out after dark, and adults who class all teenagers as trouble-making yobs.

Aside from that, Oxted does have a nice lesuire centre, train station, supermarket and park...

But that doesn't stop it from being one of the worst places to live in the UK.
And yes, you've guessed it... I live there...
"I'm just going to go down to Oxted to watch a movie, go shopping, go swimming and catch a train"
"Okay, but just make sure that you're back before dark. You don't want to be raped by chavs, do you?"
Oxted by CyberElectric January 5, 2005
Word Patapon fans use when something very unfortunate happens, such as dying in a long doi game, getting dumped by their girlfriend (which would mean they're not Patapon fans since they are legally disallowed from having such a relationship) and getting mugged on the street
Example 1:
- man we were on floor 420 and had like 69 pink jeweled chests, had you summoned in time we wouldn't have died
+ ochinda

Example 2
+ you have been playing that stupid eyeball game for the past 4 days non-stop and haven't showered since you got it, I'm leaving you
- ochinda
(then the patapon fan wakes up with his Naughtyfins bodypillow)
ochinda by null301 June 28, 2023
People with the name Carlos are really really boring. People with the name Carlos are also very annoying and dumb. Carlos is a not funny, non loveable, childish person 💫Hee hee I pooped my pants💫 lastly, if you know a Carlos, tell him that he's not funny because I bet you it's true :)
Dannnnnnnny Carlos is kinda retarded

ASMRotica 

Just got done watching some ASMRotica, better remember to clear my history when I wake up.
ASMRotica by MrMillins May 22, 2018

Dreamsexual

an asexuality when you feel sexual attraction only in your own dreams
NOT WHAT DREAMSTANDS SAY IT IS
person 1 "im Dreamsexual"
person 2"so your a dreamstand ew"
person 1 "no i only have wet dreams fuck dreamstands"
Dreamsexual by asexaul May 2, 2023
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