People who like do something that is ignorant but like clame that it's not

Abbreviation for Shit and Shower. This is a hygienic technique that saves time, improves personal hygiene, and causes bowel movements to be more regular. By following a shit with a shower, one can reduce the need for wiping, as well as eliminating any risk of dingleberries. This technique is also commonly used by the extraordinarily lazy.

Short for "Just die in my sleep already". Used when something isn't like you want it to be, and it'll probably never be. Similar to "Fuck my life" but a bit more poignant.

Wrapping a rubber band around your testicles until they turn purple.

Throwing something (usually food) in the air and calling "GUSHIE" so your friends will fight for it. Usually in big groups of people for added hilarity and carnage. Originated in primary school in Dublin. It gets violent, hence the name, because you'll probably be gushing blood by the time someone's won.

A taco tent is the lift in your pants when you have a boner.