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Gruesome, puke-worthy, smells bad, disturbing. When describing pompert, all of these words come to mind. To be a pompert, is to be a pervert. In fact, you don't even need to BE a pervert, you simply just need to LOOK like one. You know what i'm talking about. The rotund figure, the awkward blatant stare, the long and dirty finger nails, the short and statured height, the creaky voice that sends chills down your spine-- these qualities are what make up a pompert, visually. A pompert may also be found indulging in creepy activities, such as stalking people online or in real life. A pompert should NOT be confused with the terms "Pomple" or "Pompy", as these have quite different meanings.
"Oh god.. he looks like a pompert... ewwww"
The random weird looking NPC's in video games (for example, many pomperts are in "Sonic Unleashed")
"NOOO ITS A POMPERT"
girl: hey pompert...
boy: wow :( you think i'm a pompert?
Pompert by hannielanny July 3, 2022

slumbalisious 

a slum-like area or place
"you live in a slumbalisious area"
"This place looks so slumbalisious"
"you have a slumbalisious house"
slumbalisious by Dr. sexy himslef December 13, 2023

Cream Wolfing 

1. To play the free online game "cream wolf"

2. To just hang out

3. To give ice cream to fat children during the day. Then make them follow you home. At night you turn into a wolf and eat the children.
Ben- "Hey brady, do you want to go for coffee? what time are you off work?"

Brady- "Ben, Im cream wolfing til midnight"
Cream Wolfing by Michael Leigh November 2, 2011
Synonym for the expletive "damn", but with more emphasis because it breaks the word into two syllables.
Dayam bro! You got so much ice you could freeze LA.
Dayam by Shazzman March 25, 2004
abbreviation for Fuck Neo-Cons. Summary of public attitudes toward people like Dick Cheney, Karl Rove, and the editors of conservapedia.
You're watching Fox News Channel? FNC!
FNC by Bermy88 April 30, 2009

Evie Anastasia

Sexiest gyal ever obsessed with Playboy wank to her most days ngl man tried to slide and at didn’t work so mans still single inih
Omg Evie Anastasia has a fat arse
Evie Anastasia by SupremeWanker6ix9ine September 14, 2018
Ahh AI gave me a wat tin response again
wat tin by tizeljizel November 29, 2025
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