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drunkfold 

When you don't get up from falling in the street and the street sweeper puts you in the gutter.
I got so drunkfold last night. I woke up in a ditch.
drunkfold by Emby March 17, 2017

wasabi cunt 

1. a spicy vagina
2. bad annunciation of "whassup ya cunt?!"
"we got sushi earlier... then i went down on her, but she had wasabi cunt"

person 1: "whassup ya cunt?!"
person 2: "did he say wasabi cunt?"
wasabi cunt by see jay pee January 15, 2010

Toast Fairy 

The fairy that magically makes tea, toast, sandwiches etc appear from the kitchen, so that your lazy bloke doesn't have to get up from the sofa and miss any football.
Bloke: Any chance of some more Tea?
Girl: (sarcastically)Yeah... I'll just pop into the kitchen to see if the Toast Fairy has visited shall I?
Toast Fairy by binxyboo October 7, 2005
The ignorant way of saying ignorant. Misspelling it purposely shows the added ignorance and irony.
I'd rather buy 80 gold chains and go ignant.
Ignant by 50shadesofgrayson February 9, 2015

youtube and relax 

It's another way to say Netflix and chill but you can't afford Netflix so you YouTube and relax
U want to come over and YouTube and relax because I can't afford Netflix
Soulism - noun - a psychiatric condition; the deriving of wilful destructive inducement of Cardiac Arrest, Ischaemic disease, Stroke and Indigestion.

soulistic - adjective

soulistically - adverb
Fred Blogs lived and died for Soulism.

Soulistically, he was a doomed man.

He lived a Soulistic existance.
Soulism by Soulgirl March 10, 2008
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