The dangus is a noun. It's both a lifestyle choice, and a synonym for 'man-meat'. It can be dished out like pepperoni pizza, or given as a gift to any girl who wants it.
I once went to school with a fat red neck bitch named “Kaydence” she was so dumb her and her dumb ass friend had to cheat off my tests and I acted like do didn’t notice. “Kaydence” looks like ms.Claus and has the body of a potato.