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Pop Cocks Popping Candy 

When your having sex with your significant other on New Years Eve, at the stroke of midnight as the dazzling fireworks starts to go off, you pull out, open a sachet of pop rocks (Popping candy purchased from Walmart) slide your dick into the sachet then quickly insert back into her vagina. Deep penetration while your grinding will set off a crackling orgasmic popping explosion for your genital organs and finish off by licking the remaining candy off each other with a sixty nine.
Daddy: 'I used to buy the kids just a couple of sachets, I know buy boxes of Pop Cocks Popping Candy but I hide them from the kids'.

Spoilsbury Toast Boy 

The Spoilsbury Toast Boy was a small child haunted by beetles. He lived with his grandmother until one fateful evening when she was murdered by an evil beetle. The beetles whispered in Toast Boy's ears and suggested he kill her and burn her nipples. When he went out to fetch her some Speckled Huckleberry Leaves, he returned to find her dead, her head burnt, slain by a monstrous beetle. The beetle continued to haunt the troubled child and add to his insanity, until 'good beetles' suggested they come to their apartment where they would 'fix' him with their Brain-Fixing Machine. The Toast Boy accepted, but on arriving, was brutally murdered by the beetles' machine. There could me a moral or hidden meaning to this story, but it is too deep for anyone to work out.
"Come here... grandmpa wants to give you a big kiss! ...real sploppy..."

Snipergod 

Someone who likes to touch the monkey
"Man, ur such a snipergod Reaper"
Snipergod by A Fellow Friend December 5, 2003

TsTs Gui 

TsTs Gui is a GUI on roblox where it can basically destroy any game. It was also made by the hacker eobaldibasics. There are 3 versions of it. The Crazy version the V.2 version and the original version.
Developer Hmmm. intresting i found this its called a TsTs Gui lemme check it out
inserts it

Developer Nothing special eh? well let me play it and see what it is

Developer OH MY.. THE GAME IS FULL OF VIRUSES OH NO I GOT TO DELETE THIS NOW!
TsTs Gui by VelasBL November 4, 2023
Video Home System. A format that plays video on analog tape instead of the ones and zeros on DVDs, giving the picture a more saturated "film" look whereas on DVD the picture looks washed out with paler fleshtones and exaggerated highlights, but that's ok because it comes with hours of extras instead of the movie itself like a director setting up a shot and kissing Hollywood ass.
There will always be a place for VHS in porn.
VHS by madmaxxx March 12, 2005

how to get over my ex 

HEY, your ex never deserved you. now pick that crown up, wipe them tears off your face and be the bad ass you are. also if you feel like it amos (add me on snapchat) @ommoore28 i need friends and if you wanna talk about it i can help you just add me:)
other person: “i don’t know how to get over my ex”
me: “your ex never deserved you”
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