"dude, i bought some mega turbo air jordans yesterday."

Kevin : Do you see her she’s really attractive
Gio : Hdys no she is not

"Dude did you see that game last night?"
"Nah my cousin came over, he is such a kamean"

"god look at vazishta"

"SHE PULLS NO BITCHES LMFAOOOOOO"

Hey look at that dontaflebien signpost on the road.

I picked up a couple of bottles of caw to set the mood for the evening.
or
This wine is designed for those with only loose change to spend when they have spent all the rest of the money on the whore they picked up to share a bottle of CAW with.
or
When panhandling didn't produce enough to by a bottle of Crystal... the Liq store has a nice bottle of CAW to tide you over until tomorrow when you pick out a new corner and find some new cardboard for another sign.