Baker

Baker may not be a person but sure is the cutest old dog i have met. When you find a Baker just know that there a keeper by far. WHEN A BAKER ROLLS UP DON'T LET HIM GO

Dog 1 : hey whats your name?
Dog 2: Duke. You?
Dog 1: okay just let me X you off my list
Dog 2 : wait huh?
Dog 1: don't worry about it!
Dog 3 : Hey
Dog 1: Oh hi hot shot
Dog 3: ummmmmmmmmmm
Dog 1 : so what your name and do you have a owner?
Dog 3: Baker and no
Dog 1: okay just let me check you off

Dog 3:...
Dog 1: oh well that lady looks mad lets run!
Me : HES MINE GIVE HIM TO ME NOW!
dog 1 ; NEVER!!!
Me: ( bites paws off)
Dead dog 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Me : i told you to give him to me...
Me : okay baker lets head home now its about time i found one of you.
Dog 3 (Baker) : How did you know my name?

Baker by BAKERS MOM FOREVER December 1, 2020

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pib

Acronym: Pee In her Butt.

damn, look at that hot girl!
yeah, I'd pib her...

pib by Tony July 17, 2006

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Wesley Sniped

To get busted for tax evasion/fraud.

I told him don't post on Facebook about making money under the table. I would hate to see my boy get Wesley Sniped.

Wesley Sniped by rapaddict40 December 25, 2010

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hmongfag

a pun, if you will of the phrase homofag. refers to an individual of hmong descent that is also a homofag.

Man you know that guy called Tuan? Yah, he's a total hmongfag.

hmongfag by bhindzy boy November 13, 2003

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newton

Sir Isaac Newton was one of the greatest scientists of all times and lived in the 17th century. Isaac Newton explained the workings of the universe through mathematics. He formulated laws of motion and gravitation. These laws are math formulas that explain how objects move when a force acts on them

Newton thought that the universe worked like a machine and that a few simple laws governed it.

newton by nIicegurl January 30, 2005

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GTL

Gravy-Turkey-Lethargy. Induced on Thanksgiving. Not to be confused with the popular gym-tan-laundry.

Let's meet at the grill tonight, they're having a 10c specials on wings. I'm going to max capacity, trying to work out my esophogus in prep for next Thursday's GTL.

GTL by parkca01 November 22, 2010

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umu

The word umu is another word for agreeing with someone, like the word "yes" or "absolutely" in a cut-er way.

Person 1: Im telling you, the people will love the maid costume!
Person 2: So you are curtain this plan will work?
Persson 1: Yes, Im positive. Let´s get to work!
Person 2: UMU!

umu by Weeberuu December 23, 2018

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