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Urban Dictionary

the English (not French) way to say croissant
she bought a big mama CRASONT
crasont by modern-day Shakespeare February 23, 2023

_._yadom_._ 

Hitman Bang ⭐
hey, do you know _._yadom_._?
yes bestie
_._yadom_._ by joonvia December 31, 2020

Pessimistic 

Just being a grouch that see everything like it's a sad movie or something.
Stop being pessimistic.
No you stupid idiot.

19th October 

Emily and lily’s anniversary
omg it’s the 19th of October which means it’s emily and lily’s anniversary

The 19th october is national fart on your face day
19th October by fartonyourface October 17, 2021

Real Programmer Spread 

The factual definition of a spread is not a fuckin bag of ramen with a bag of chips are you fucking kidding me.
¹bag of chicharrones "pork rinds or Porky's"
¹meat pouch or summer sausage "if you never been to prison get a chilorio meat pouch if your doin burritos"
¹bag or rice

¹olive can or whatever
¹ chili lime ramen not cup of noodle
mayo
Squeeze cheese
And oh yea beans duh
Then chips or corn nuts or crackers

Onions and tomatoes and seasoning at own preference
Oh yea cook it in a bad or your a bitch
Real programmer spread after they get high like we're really in jail and because it's better than any restraunt unless me and my crew are working at chilis or lumberjacks or in the house bitch home and away

Donald trump 

•A Joke
• a stupid misogynistic racial man
• the worst president of all time
• a dude that wants to build a wall when Mexicans own shovels
•Ha this project is such a "Donald trump," nobody is taking it seriously.
•"Donald trump" is the worst president of all time."
•"Donald tump" is wasting people's money besides his own to build a wall when Mexicans own shovels
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