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lisa_plays_ 

AMAZING PERSON she's a very cool and swag twitch streamer and very kind. Lisas are very pretty even if they don't want to admit it. They can play Minecraft but are mostly bad at pvp.
Why are you smiling at ur phone?🤨
Oh a Lisa_plays_ texted me
lisa_plays_ by random_human1 August 31, 2021
when a gay guy has too much anal and their bum hole is killing like a bitch.
straight guy: omg i did the biggest shit last night and i felt like i was in fagony.
gay guy: i totally know what you mean!

lucy: me and jake got together last night and he did me up the ass and good lord, i've been in fagony all day.
gay guy: yeah, i get that too.
fagony by ooh lala June 2, 2008

Stewie Griffin

Slang term for maternicide.
That kid at school pulled a stewie griffin.
Stewie Griffin by Joe Wasner April 4, 2008
A pretty unique way of saying “forgot
Chris : “Hey man, did you get me anything from the Chinese place?”
Kevin : “Oh sorry, I por got”

table for hov 

Table for hov; When you dine alone & book a restaurant for your lonely self as your friends are non- exsistant or your group can’t decide on take away always that one friend that wants to eat at that same crusty spot, get your self a table for hov then.
Caller; Hi can I get a table for hov please?

Restaurant; You again? Of course you can you lonely fuck, mates bailed out on you again?
table for hov by LGS RAVES November 23, 2022
the act of getting an erection while grinding up on a girl, this can be good or bad depending on the girl
Person 1: hey did u here what happened to Jimmy at the dance?

Person 2: no what?

Person 1: he got a boner while dancing with some chick.

Person 2: Wow i cant believe he pulled a Cramer on her!
Cramer by im meeeeeeeee April 28, 2010