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Urban Dictionary

Post Pootum Depression 

The feeling of loss or emptiness one has after an epic bowel movement. This feeling can be accompanied by separation anxiety mixed with a feeling of euphoria. In most cases, a feeling of "lightness" or "lightening" may be experienced.
The day after eating at that Brazilian steakhouse followed by 2 cups of coffee I suffered from Post Pootum Depression.

Last night I sat staring at the wall, feeling empty, like a big part of me was just flushed away. I think I was suffering from Post Pootum Depression.
Post Pootum Depression by swivet February 5, 2010

Slap In The Barnyard 

What you say when something is completely ridiculous or crazy.
"Omg! Did you know that Latisha got suspended!?!"
" Well that's a Slap In The Barnyard!!"

indianapolis 

A sad city in the center of the U.S. state Indiana, there is nothing to do there and people should avoid this cesspool of depression and pot smokers.
I feel like Indianapolis today.
Myra is only used to name girls who are ugly and have no humour. All they do is talk about how funny they are, but they really are NOT. They THINK they are. This is called,,,being a dumbo. But they are cute, so they can be great friends, unless they leave YOU TO GO TO ANOTHER COUNTRY.
Myra left me, I am so happy.
Myra by myrasfan April 23, 2025

telepornography 

The ability to telepathically connect with someone on a pornographic level.
Last night, Jan and I shared a deep and intimate connection through means of telepornography.

Government 

A system which we the people have socially accepted to take our well earned money and spend it on politicians or in other words a waste of your time
You: Hey Fred how’s it hanging?

Fred: Not well the Government took half my paycheck