telepornography 

The ability to telepathically connect with someone on a pornographic level.

Last night, Jan and I shared a deep and intimate connection through means of telepornography.

telepornography by daddy💦😈 May 10, 2017

telephonography 

1. The study of telephones and telephone systems
2. The practice of using telephones and telephone systems

Q: "Can you set up my logging to the phone system?"
A: "Why, yes. I am quite adept at telephonography"

Q: "Would you mind cold calling a few clients?"
A: "Yes please. I enjoy a good bit of telephonography"

telephonography by greysontyrus July 11, 2011