She thinks that i hate cats : [not cool

Short for legit excuse. There are ten different le excuses. If a friend says le01 ,this is his excuse to what ever he/she is guilty of, no questions will be asked. A person who uses an le is often guilty of smoking weed, or having sex. Le excuses can be use in any situation except if the user is late to a card game.
Le excuses

Le01: I was carpet munching
Le02: I was streaming
Le03: fell up and/or down the stairs

Le04: I was high

Le05: on a date

Le06: stuck in traffic

Le07: I got shanked

Le08: best sex ever

Le09: I was on fire

Le10: taking a shit

Absolute unit, aspires to become a social media influence and often becomes popular on YouTube

She’s as unique as they come, and has the brains of Einstein but the street smarts of a rock. Can’t keep her from getting competitive. Eats soo much but is soo skinny. Always has a book on her. BLIND.

A really ugly male that’s looking for men And wants to screw them with his microscopic penis

Another name for the Jager Bomb. A mixed drink consisting of one shot Jägermeister and a half can of Red Bull.