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Weezing the Juice 

Friend: "Plug your golf cart into that outlet over there." You: "That's my neighbors plug, I can't be weezing the juice."
Nico... he tends to be loving, caring and funny. He is brave and sttong and he can be a real jerk sometimes but thats only when he is defending the ones he loves or is just having a bad day. Nico will always find some way to make you smile or even make you happy the rest of the day with one little sentence or word. If u ever find a Nico you are one of the luckiest people in the world and life could not get better than meeting him.
Girl 1: Omg thats Nico, the most popular kid in school!

Girl 2: He is so sweet and kind and dreamy
Nico by Positive.cc March 15, 2019

mexican desert 

A dry place with no tree's north of mexico city & south of california..
Yo gringos I live in a dry mexican desert, Fire ant's my only amigos!
I know I go ur cuntry become rich man, I have mexican love for caleefornia, buy mexican taxi help me hombres...
Yep I give up this ole' stinking mexican desert.....
mexican desert by itichie_nocanpo September 19, 2006

Salivaspirate 

When you start choking to death on your own spit (aspirating saliva). Usually happens either while driving in a high stakes situation that requires your full attention and skill, or in the middle of a really quiet place, such as a classroom, where everyone simultaneously turns their attention to the poor sack of shit who can't even breathe right like a normal human being.
Bruh, I salivaspirated in 9th period yesterday. Literally quiet enough to hear a dustmite fart and I started choking half to death on my own spit. Had me crying like a little baby.
Salivaspirate by bobagby78 September 5, 2021
When someone is meme'd on Yeets and Skeets Instagram
Did you see you were skeet'd on Yeets and Skeets Instagram?
Skeet'd by KjaySt September 2, 2019

Top 5 fart brands 

5) the Lays potato chip fart. Farts that smell like someone just opened a bag of Lays potato chips. 4) the broccoli fart. 3)the bean fart. Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat the more you toot. 2) the infamous egg fart! 1)the raw sewage fart. These farts literally smell like you are driving by a porto potty storage lot.
The Top 5 fart brands were ranked according to a comprehensive study conducted by researchers at some shithole research facility in Tijuana Mexico.
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